Its Xmas Eve! Another excuse to get totally wasted

For those getting ready to go wild and be so totally wasted tonight to welcome Christmas with a tomato coloured face from cups after cups and jugs after jugs, consider my advise below...

A person who drinks on an empty stomach will experience greater impairment from alcohol than if his or her stomach were full. The presence of food in the stomach slows absorption. Foods high in protein tend to stay in the stomach longest, thus it is best to eat food such as meats, fish, eggs or cheese before and during drinking.

With this, I wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS and hopefully, nobody wakes up next to a used condom next to your pillow, or worse still, a condom packet left unopened...

Problems people face when the penis is not long enough

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.

Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'penis.'

Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!

Fuel price has dropped again *yay*!!

Just a short note about the recent fuel price drop to RM 1.90 per litre for RON97.

You trading bastards out there!! If i'm not mistaken, many of us heard you people whining about how you need to impose the cost of transportation to end consumers for your plate of chee cheong fun and chicken rice until the fuel price goes back to RM1.92 per litre.

Now its RM 1.90 per litre - we await your immediate actions.

Stress & excessive workload works as well

Must admit that I've been slacking off with my daily workout. Yet, my weight remains 83kg. All from my weekend assignments, outstation assignments, bloody late night assignments.

You guys wanna lose weight? Drown yourself with work (works only if you're not from a food testing career)