Joke of the day

Yup... I have not been blogging for about a month. And to my steady readers out there, SORRY LAR! :) So, here is one for you guys. Its not from me, and it could be pretty old. But a joke unheard of means a new joke right? And I just laughed my ass out loud after hearing this from my new made friends.


Man goes to clinic for medical check up.

Man: Doctor, I have a sore knee...

Doc: I'll need to take a look...

Doc: ..........

Man: Well doc?

Doc: I'm afraid you'll need to stop masturbating...

Man: STOP MASTURBATING?!?!?!?! BUT WHY?!?!?!?!?!
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Doc: Because I need to examine you!