Apr 23, 2008

DID YOU KNOW: That starfruits can be hazardous?

There is a news report today that Starfruit can be poisonous to kidney patients.

A report of a Nephrologist from University Malaya Medical Centre states that all it takes is one starfruit or 100ml of its juice and the ordinarily harmless star fruit becomes poison in a matter of hours for kidney patients.

Star fruits contain a neurotoxin which is not present in other fruits. It affects the brain and nerves. In healthy persons, the kidney does the filtering. But for kidney patients, it cannot be removed and worsens their condition.

Hence, for kidney patients.....

a starfruit might means death?

Apr 21, 2008

Be careful with pronunciations...

My boss was asking me, "Hey, KT, what is good for lunch today?"

So I went... " You know Hokkien noodles? Try that with Hor Fun. The cafeteria prepares that really well!"

Boss: " So... how do I order?"

KT: " Errmm... For Hokkien noodles, normally I would say Fook Kin Min (cantonese)"

Boss: " If I want it in hor fun?"

KT explains.....

Boss got angry.....

Boss: " KT, I would expect you to show me some RESPECT!"

KT: "What did I do wrong?!"

Boss: "I asked for an opinion for lunch. You told me to order a FUCKING WHORE?!"
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KT wonders..... and wonder..... and keep on wondering.....
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It is called "Fook Kin Hor"..... RIGHT? By the way, my boss is an Indian -_-"

Apr 15, 2008

PAVILION: KL Freeze in Unison

Well, just like the other 1000, i participated in the KL Freeze in Unison project. The news of it was actually spread via Facebook, and since I'm not a hardcore Facebook user, I only got to know about it one night prior to the event. I thought... what the hell, let's have fun!

According to the instruction, we are to meet up in Lot 10 first around 2:30p.m. and awaits further instructions, which will be given in a form of a small orange note.

I was the 1/1000 Mr & Ms Freeze (Green & White stripe T-Shirt)


After receiving the little orange note, we were instructed to freeze for 4 minutes after a Vincci fashion show.

You can check out the video, recorded by a confused by-passer here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e4o4F0DvaI, and you can see that one of my friend was caught red handed magically defrost herself to stroll her hair -_- and re-freeze... (double -_-" )

After the 4 minutes of time stop, everyone cheered and clapped like mad people. People were laughing and smiling. But I bet my last Ringgit that there will be a small chunk of regret in everyone after the event. Why? Cause people will start thinking...
  • I should have been there instead of here
  • I should have stood there instead of here
  • I should have did this instead of that
  • I should have pose as this instead of that
  • I should have wore this instead of that
  • I should have went to the toilet before freezing

  • I SHOULDN'T HAVE FROZE NEXT TO A FROZEN SON-OF-A-GUN WHO FARTS!!!!!

I think its undeniable that there are just too many should and shouldn't haves for this event. Owh well, it can only happen one time... just like how there can only be one William Hung in American Idol, right?

Apr 8, 2008

To suck, or to eat: THAT is the QUESTION!

Out of no where, my friend once raised this question to the gang over a beer session - "Would you suck cock or eat shit?"

The response were as follow:
Guy A : Suck cock, no doubt
Guy B : I wouldn't eat shit
Guy C : Eat shit OF COURSE! I ate it before anyway... (crowd went silent) ... when I was a kid
Me : I'm going for the birdie
Girl A : I would suck cock
Girl B : I would eat shit... (crowd went stunned for a few second)

A girl, choosing to eat crap rather than the banana split... that definitely made the guys who opted for the 'manlihood merchandise' looks really REALLY GAY

Try asking your friends this question, I'm quite sure you will have some surprising answers as well. But then again, which would you pick... honestly?

Apr 7, 2008

DID U KNOW: 7th of April is World Health Day

Every 7th of April of every year is World Health Day, sponsored by World Health Organization (WHO).


The World Health Day theme for 2008 would be Protecting Health from the adverse affects of Climate Change. Basically, this theme is selected as climate change is posing ever growing threats to global public health security.


From where I came from, Malaysia, the climate seems pretty much OK... in accordance to my standard.


So far, I don't see Malaysians having BBQ parties directly from the sunray through the ozone hole... I don't see Malaysians surfing on Tsunami waves, I don't see Malaysians making snowcones from the blizzard...


So, I guess those with minimal health implications due to the climate may align themselves with World Health Day in their own senses.


It could mean...



Drinking more of plain water

Having healthier choice of food

Breathing fresher air

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Me? I guess I might put my health care into consideration by starting with my total well being externally as a first step.

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What? Still healthy right?

Apr 3, 2008

Governed by Net Savvies

Was reading the papers today over lunch. Seems that there is a speculation of our PM stepping down. Not sure how true is it...


But if it is...



Could the parliament eventually be filled in by bloggers? =P

Sharing is Killing

Lately, I've been chatting with my financial consultant, Max, about investment & financial planning.

I've always been aiming for "money-make-money" initiatives. The closest short term investment my thin wallet can afford are Mutual Funds. I've done some homeworks in a lazy man's capacity and almost threw in my money into the PB CHINA PACIFIC EQUITY FUND (PBCPEF).

I guess... thankfully I did not
In some cases... procrastination IS A BLESSING


Otherwise, I'll need to find some part time job to cover the losses... -_-

Kelvin Thong... will sing for food?

Apr 1, 2008

Where are your eyes looking at?

I stumbled across the below resized picture from http://autos.goo.ne.jp/

Meet Nagisa Yamamoto

A beautiful Japanese racequeen... with healthy fair complexion... beautifully dyed and styled hair... with cute pair of eyes that can "stop a man in his tracks with just one look" ... with a smile so sweet that you'll be diabetic if she smiles at you too often... and an ever so sexy grid girl outfit.

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Having said all the above... what caught my attention first was...

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. The mysterious man behind whom I perceive as a pervert trying to snap some shots of her butt.