Its Xmas Eve! Another excuse to get totally wasted

For those getting ready to go wild and be so totally wasted tonight to welcome Christmas with a tomato coloured face from cups after cups and jugs after jugs, consider my advise below...

A person who drinks on an empty stomach will experience greater impairment from alcohol than if his or her stomach were full. The presence of food in the stomach slows absorption. Foods high in protein tend to stay in the stomach longest, thus it is best to eat food such as meats, fish, eggs or cheese before and during drinking.

With this, I wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS and hopefully, nobody wakes up next to a used condom next to your pillow, or worse still, a condom packet left unopened...